Don't compare my crime to the offense
Don't judge me for seeing me as a thug before you. From an etical point of view its unmoral behavior.
What you see on that photo before you, photo of a pig in an Orange jumpsuit which ewoke the feeling of a criminal behind bars. I had some Hard times, when I didn't have enough money. I decided to commit a felony.
For a little felony I got a few years in prison, you can imagine what it Is for a pig "oink oink oink" to don't have his favorite pile of food and mud to lay in.
Behave, because you'll end up Like me. Be a good pig, and clean your mess.