If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? ... Twenty after one!
Working Out We work out too much. We waste time. A friend of mine runs marathons. He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go 26 miles for it. That's why I smoke and drink. I get the same feeling from a flight of stairs.
Why do runners go jogging early in the morning? ... They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing.
There is funny chocolate with ants everywhere.