Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

  • 23 march 2019

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? ... The ones with hoppy endings

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? ... Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? ... He was eggspelled!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? ... It might crack up!

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